Why life isn't working out for me

• teachers: here is an assignment for every class, we don't know how to spread them out evenly oh and they're all due on the same day.
• teachers: and like you don't have enough work, here is some homework which will most likely take you all night but you should find some time to do you assignment.
• brain: I can't take all this stress. you're going to have a breakdown soon.
• me: its okay, i don't think things can get much worse.
• body: you need to do more exercise, you're fat and unfit.
• body: oh and hey you're on your period to!
• face: man these pimples are huge, just another thing you have to worry about
• parents: you never help us around the house, you need to clean the whole house and cook dinner.
• everybody: we never see her anymore, she always sits in her room all night long. I think shes doing something illegal.
• me: